Kenny G vs. Michael Bolton

lewis4545 · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:22 pm Post subject: Kenny G vs. Michael Bolton

Ok. Now for a serious use of the poll feature. Who would win in a gun fight between Kenny G and Michael Bolton? And why?
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ARB · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:58 pm Post subject:

We can only hope it's a tie and they both shot each other.

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vivace · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:12 pm Post subject:

pocketrocket · Regular Member Joined: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 64

This same idea was in a Get Fuzzy strip

http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/getfuzzy-20040821.html

mark936 · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:15 pm Post subject:

IIRC I saw both these mild mannered cats together in concert.

vivace · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:34 pm Post subject:

cjdjazztpt · Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:10 pm Post subject:

Well I think Michael Bolton would win because when Kenny G draws the gun, he can't see past that curly-Q horse wig on top of his head!

Jazzy_Mike · Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:11 pm Post subject:

babyimanARCHIST · Veteran Member Joined: 06 Jul 2004 Posts: 189

Hey, is it true that Kenny G took a recording of the great Louis Armstrong's 'What a Wonderful World' and removed Louis' vocals and replaced them with his soprano sax solo? If so, that's like blasphemy.

DaveH · Heavyweight Member Joined: 20 Nov 2001 Posts: 3861

IMO, both are boring beyond belief...

vivace · Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:07 pm Post subject:

I am trying to remember both jokes from my roommate (sax player). His dad also hates mr. G and was making fun of him. He made fun of one of his cds, but I forget. But the other was "hey son, guess what cd I am burning right now? Kenny G......"

what do you mean by burning? On to a CD R?

no... with gasoline.
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DaveH · Heavyweight Member Joined: 20 Nov 2001 Posts: 3861

IMO, Kenny G is what you get when the random playing of notes like some kind of mechanical drone replaces the playing of music...

It is the kind of "music" that I would expect from a random tone generator in a computer program...